Mobile Joey

This is Josephine (aka Josie, Jo-Jo, Joey, Mini-Me, Princess Crappa-Lotta).

She's a professionally-trained heart melter.

We can't figure out how something that looks so much like her father could be so compassionate, happy and toothless.

Okay, maybe the toothless part makes sense.

Anyway, Joey is nearly one year old.

Jo-Jo can sleep on command.

Ever since she was seven weeks old, she's skipped meals just to fall (or stay) asleep.

Here she is this past weekend after "borrowing" Caroline's blanket. She rolled over in the middle of the family room floor, put the Hoffman sedative (her thumb) in her mouth and proceeded to snore away her Saturday.

I am jealous. When I try this at work, no one thinks it is cute.

Here's some live action Josie footage. She is now completely mobile, quick and dangerous.

Surprisingly, her mobility has helped expand her ever-changing diet. We didn't see that one coming. Today she managed to discover the joys of low-grade edible meat (aka Iams dog food). According to a nearly wretching mommy, Joey apparently slammed several pieces of dog food in her mouth before being discovered doubling as our newest house pet.

And I thought Bear Grylls ate weird food. Who knew?

But seriously, could you be mad at this sweet little girl?