Beards. A Poogie pictoral history.
Follow me, won't you?
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Ambrose Burnside (he was a Hoosier, BTW) - his beard was so good, they named sideburns after him. |
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The only symphony conductor who can't score with the chicks. |
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Who said this was a man's game? |
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The author of the Gettysburg Address and the Chin Strap. |
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Did you know that Colonel Sanders is responsible for that stupid looking metrosexual, sliver beard and artherosclerosis? |
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Longaberger's new spokesperson. |
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El Comandante - makes Cuban beard and dental hygiene look like, well, Cuba. |
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Somewhere, his mother weeps -- silently. |
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Shock and awe that's such a ratty looking beard, but a Poogie-favorite beard nonetheless. |
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The inspirational, societal indifference beard. |
Why the painful look at beards?
Well, there are roughly fifteen days and counting before I retire the latest installment of the third trimester sympathy beard. I thought it might be
appropriate self-aggrandizing to spend the remainder of this odd post dedicated to my freakish looking, felon's beard.
Let's celebrate us some facial hair, shall we?
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Body temperature 98.6 degrees -- 100.4 degrees with the beard. |
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I was going for pensive here. I think we managed to do the opposite. |
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My mug shot. |
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Beards can have parental obligations. |
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Beards can also repent. |
December 10th can't get here fast enough.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
1 comment:
Does this mean that this is the last Holman beard? That is something I'll have to see to believe (and I will really be able to see it after tomorrow). The Hautian countdown to the 10th is going on as well. We can't wait to meet little Will...
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